May 2013
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
brandoncargoshortsdavis:
nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
wilddeepblueseas:
Shout out to my parents for paying the Internet bill every month.
God bless you.
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
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mckymae:
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
